How Can I Burn My Old Helly Hansen Jacket And Rip The Hood Off It And The Zip Too?

I Got A New Helly Hansen Jacket|||why do you keep on asking the same question again and again. dont you get the message.|||if you've got a new one,why not just give your old one to charity? O_o


there are people out there who need these things,burning it would be wasteful and most likely harmful to the environment.|||I would make a smallwood fire and put it on if you really want to burn it. Why not just throw it in the bin?|||Why don't you take the jacket with you for a night on the town... dinner, then hit the pubs... hoist many a toast to this fine friend.


THEN... head for a 55 gallon drum somewhere, try a back alley or two, and start a small fire with newspaper. Now... pull out a small bottle of 151 proof rum! A final toast to your old jacket... one for him, and one for you... continue until the jacket is well soaked.


Now... with a final goodbye.. toss your pal into his funeral pyre and call it a night!